Dear girl at Fat Larry's.

I fell in love with a girl at a burger joint. I wrote her letters. She was pretty. Her burgers were only a dollar.

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

I am in class right now, but I am thinking of you. What are you doing? I bet you're off work by now. Do you have any hobbies? I bet you do. That's what I like about you. Anyway, I'll see you later (I hope).

Posted by NOT EB at 7:42 PM 0 Comments


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Monday, January 28, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

What is your name? Is it Karen? Or Rebecca? Maybe it's something cool like Layne. Or a boy's name, like Sam (short for Samantha). Anyway, I'll keep thinking.

Posted by NOT EB at 8:16 PM 3 Comments


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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

We're having Poker Night tonight! I wanted to invite you but it's sort of a 'just-the-guys' thing, ha. Besides, I don't think I'm ready for you to meet my friends. I want us to get to know each other on our own first. Anyway, I think I'm going to buy a burger from you tomorrow. See you soon!

Posted by NOT EB at 8:34 PM 0 Comments


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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

You're such a mystery to me. What kind of music do you like? Whose clothes do you wear? My friend was telling me yesterday that people think I'm mysterious, but I think that's just because I come off as gay.

I'm not gay.

Posted by NOT EB at 8:37 AM 6 Comments


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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

I want to take you to the beach.
I'd like to make a castle for us.

Posted by NOT EB at 10:51 AM 0 Comments


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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

Where were you last night? I went to buy your burgers and you weren't there. I couldn't sleep last night thinking you were sick or or or dead. Dead on the side of the road somewhere.

Just.

Tell me you're okay.

Posted by NOT EB at 8:29 AM 3 Comments


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Friday, February 1, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

Elections are coming up.

I have voted you treasurer of my heart.

Posted by NOT EB at 1:06 AM Comments


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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

I watched a few movies this past weekend and wanted to tell you what I thought of them.

Chisholm '72 and The Prestige - Without you/10.

Posted by NOT EB at 5:58 PM 0 Comments


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Monday, February 4, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

I understand why you didn't talk to me today.
You were all business.
But that's what I like about you – your devotion to your career.

Posted by NOT EB at 5:39 PM 1 Comment


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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

Tomorrow, you may notice the smell of a sea breeze accompanying me through your door.

That would be my new shampoo.

Posted by NOT EB at 7:53 PM 4 Comments


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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

I hope you don't like guys in bands
or with cool tattoos
or who wear tight jeans
or who talk to you in public.

But I think you might.

Posted by NOT EB at 2:50 AM 0 Comments


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Sunday, January 4, 2009

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

You asked me what I wanted.
I wanted to say 'you.'
I got a 99-cent burger instead.

Posted by NOT EB at 3:43 PM 1 Comment


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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Dear Girl at Fat Larry's,

I put a dollar in the tip jar, but you didn't see me do it. I thought about taking it out and waiting until you saw me, but I decided against it. That would be fake, and I want our relationship to be real.

Posted by NOT EB at 1:49 PM 1 Comment